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    Reviewing ‘The Monkey’ and 2025 Horror So Far – The Cinematic Schematic

    April 9, 2025
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    The cinema is dark and full of terrors, and dangerous to go alone. Don’t fret! The Cinematic Schematic is here to be your light in the darkness of 2025 horror movies. We review several of the most discussed horror or horror-adjacent movies so far, including The Monkey, based on Stephen King’s short story.


    Death has come to these cohosts

    Hosts Caleb Masters and Laron Chapman can’t face the 2025 horrors alone. First-time special guests and genre enthusiasts Kirsten Therkelson(Femme Film, GoodTrash Media) and Brett Grimes (Grind Planet Double Feature) join The Cinematic Schematic to face our fears of mediocre movies.

    Left to Right: Kirsten Therkelson, Laron Chapman, Brett Grimes, and Caleb Masters

    2025 Horror (So Far) Movie Review Round-Up

    In this week’s special 2025 horror round-up episode, we’ll do quick spoiler-free reviews of the following movies:

    • Presence – Listen at 4:12
    • Companion Listen at 20:10
    • Heart Eyes – Listen at 42:13
    • Wolf Man -Listen at 58:47

    The Monkey Spoiler-Free Review

    Time Stamp: 1:18:19

    The feature presentation of this special horror-centric episode is a review of one of the year’s biggest horror-comedy hits, The Monkey, from Longlegs director Osgood Perkins.

    We talk about several topics in our spoiler-free section, including:

    • Our overall thoughts on The Monkey
    • What the film brings (or doesn’t) to the horror-comedy genre
    • How the film stacks up against the director’s other films
    • Letter grade verdicts
    • Alternate media recommendations.

    Has the director caught onto something special, or is this black humor juvenile violence disguised as commentary?


    The Monkey Spoilers Discussion

    Time Stamp: 1:50:25

    After providing our verdicts, we go to the sunken place of Osgood Perkins’s mind by talking about spoilers. What’s the director getting at with all of the comedic deaths?

    The main topics we cover include:

    • Death is Coming For All of Us…Enjoy the Ride?
    • Is director Osgood Perkins a budding horror auteur or a flash in the pan? 

    Special Guests

    Brett Grimes

    Brett Grimes

    Co-Founder of GrindPlanet


    Kirsten Therkelson

    Kirsten Therkelson 

    Co-Host of Femme Film


    About The Monkey

    According to IMDB, The Monkey is described as:

    When twin brothers Bill and Hal find their father’s old monkey toy in the attic, a series of gruesome deaths start. The siblings decide to throw the toy away and move on with their lives, growing apart over the years.


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    Caleb Masters
    Caleb Masters is a film critic, podcast host, and producer with more than fourteen years of experience in media and film criticism, fueled by a lifelong love of pop culture and a passion for media production. As editor-in-chief of The Cinematropolis, he oversees the site’s editorial direction while hosting and producing the podcast The Cinematic Schematic, where he reviews new releases, interviews filmmakers, and explores other prominent voices in entertainment alongside co-host Laron Chapman. He previously served as president of the Oklahoma Film Critics Circle (OFCC) and currently lives in Seattle, Washington with his wife and three dogs. Follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram @CMastersTalk
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