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    ‘Moana’ Is an Unnecessary and Unimaginative Derivative Cash Grab

    August 10, 2026
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    Aloha, listeners! Summer is winding down, and it’s time for one last chance to relax. Things get tropical in this bonus episode of The Cinematic Schematic reviewing Disney’s live-action Moana. You’re welcome!

    For decades, Disney has been remaking their beloved animated classics. Since 2015’s Cinderella, the House of Mouse has remade everything from Snow White to The Little Mermaid and The Lion King. They’ve been a lucrative business for Disney, but they’ve also been critically maligned.

    Ten years after the massive critical success of the animated film Moana, Disney has brought Auliʻi Cravalho back to the big screen as Moana, alongside Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who returns as Maui.

    The film has been a critical and box office flop

    Does Moana (2026) deserve a fairer shake by audiences, or is Disney’s live-action remake machine starting to run out of steam?


    The tropical vacation squad assembles

    In this episode, hosts Caleb Masters and Laron Chapman are joined by longtime friends of the show, Alexandra Bohannon (Luxierie Magazine) and Matt Lane (author) for a late-summer after-hours bonus episode.


    Moana

    Special Guests

    Alexandra Bohannon

    Film and Arts writer for LUXIERE

    Follow Alexandra on Instagram @byalexbohannon


    Moana

    Matt Lane

    Moana Historian / Attempted Author / King “The Rock” Shitposter


    About Moana

    According to IMDB, Moana is described as:

    Live-action adaptation of the 2016 Disney animated film ‘Moana.’


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    Caleb Masters
    Caleb Masters is a film critic, podcast host, and producer with more than fourteen years of experience in media and film criticism, fueled by a lifelong love of pop culture and a passion for media production. As editor-in-chief of The Cinematropolis, he oversees the site’s editorial direction while hosting and producing the podcast The Cinematic Schematic, where he reviews new releases, interviews filmmakers, and explores other prominent voices in entertainment alongside co-host Laron Chapman. He previously served as president of the Oklahoma Film Critics Circle (OFCC) and currently lives in Seattle, Washington with his wife and three dogs. Follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram @CMastersTalk
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