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    Bonus: Borderlands Review – The Cinematic Schematic

    August 15, 2024
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    The Cinematic Schematic is holding an emergency bonus review of one of this summer’s most widely disliked movies, Borderlands. Based on the beloved looter shooter game franchise, this adaptation from horror filmmaker Eli Roth aims to bring the world of Pandora (no, not THAT Pandora…or that one) to the big screen. With a stacked cast including Oscar-winners Cate Blanchette and Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Hart, and Jack Black, what could go wrong? Looking at the film’s D+ CinemaScore from audiences, 9% on Rotten Tomatoes, and massive flop at the box office, apparently quite a lot.

    Every Vault Hunt Needs a Good Partner

    To do a proper autopsy on what went wrong with Borderlands, host Caleb Masters joins podcaster and fellow Borderlands fan Chad Parizman to break down the movie in a bonus spoiler-filled review.

    The conversation starts with added context about the hosts’ relationship with the game franchise. We then discuss what works and what doesn’t before rendering a verdict.

    Does the film provide enough prized vault surprises to preserve even a glimmer of quality? Check out our full review.


    Left to Right: Caleb Masters and Chad Parizman

    Special Guest

    Chad Parizman

    Podcast host/producer, principal, and founder at Ader Communications


    About Borderlands

    According to IMDB, Borderlands is described as:

    Based on the best-selling videogame, this all-star action-adventure follows a ragtag team of misfits on a mission to save a missing girl who holds the key to unimaginable power.


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    Caleb Masters
    Caleb Masters is a film critic, podcast host, and producer with more than fourteen years of experience in media and film criticism, fueled by a lifelong love of pop culture and a passion for media production. As editor-in-chief of The Cinematropolis, he oversees the site’s editorial direction while hosting and producing the podcast The Cinematic Schematic, where he reviews new releases, interviews filmmakers, and explores other prominent voices in entertainment alongside co-host Laron Chapman. He previously served as president of the Oklahoma Film Critics Circle (OFCC) and currently lives in Seattle, Washington with his wife and three dogs. Follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram @CMastersTalk
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